What's the first thing you do in the morning?
- Jared: I masturbate to the Tom Cruise poster I have on my bedroom wall.
- Everyone cracks up.
- Jensen: And you say I'm gay.
- Jared: Are you going to print this?
- Jared: No, seriously. I get up and drink a lot of water, work out and then masturbate. No, I like to run about an hour every day. If it was as healthy to masturbate I'd rather do that for an hour. No, don't write that!
- Jensen can't stop laughing and has to pull himself together before he can answer the question.
- Jensen: I press the snooze button on my alarm clock and go back to sleep.
I guess he needed to frolic?
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